You know, the kind of junk mail we all receive day to day.
For instance: The Political mailers, Sales ads,Credit Cards Apps..... and the like.
What I received was the be all that ends all for junk mail:
I am accustom to junk mail but a box from Scott...Hmm I wonder what is inside the box:
A free roll of toilet paper...not sure if this a comment on my daily life or the S!@# is going to hit the fan?!
What's the catch?
Is there a tracking device embedded in the roll, to measure how much you use or if you use it at all?
Are you placing the roll right-side up on the holder or upside down?
Is there a penalty if you choose the paper to hang down and touch the floor?
With the modern plumbing we have, who is NOT using Toilet Paper? (I know a few that chooses to use wash clothes, to save money and be green)
There are quite a few commercials entailing the special needs to each brand of toilet paper, I personally would not want to choose a toilet paper that is strong enough for a family of Bears to use....I am sure my time spent in the Toilet Room needs that strong enough paper...It is not like i am eating enough fiber that was a tree at one point.....
With all the kidding aside, I understand the marketing strategy " Purchase our Brand"
But really...shipping a roll of toilet paper to all in my zip code area.....
That is taking the crapper by hand and say" Our brand of toilet paper can handle your type of CRAP!
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